Designer Wellness Protein Smoothie, Real Fruit, 12g Protein, Low Carb, Zero Added Sugar, Gluten-Free, Non-GMO, No Artificial Colors or Flavors, Variety Pack, 12 Count

A Refreshing Protein Kick for Your Fitness Journey
As someone dedicated to my fitness journey, finding convenient and delicious sources of protein can be a challenge. That’s why I was thrilled to discover Designer Wellness Protein Smoothies. Packed with 12g of protein, low in carbs, and boasting zero added sugar, these smoothies have become a staple in my daily routine.A Nutritional Powerhouse: With 12g of protein per serving, these smoothies have helped me stay on top of my daily protein goals. This protein content keeps me feeling fuller for longer, reducing cravings and aiding in muscle recovery after workouts. Plus, the fact that there’s no added sugar is a huge win for health-conscious individuals like myself.Deliciously Refreshing: Let’s be honest, protein powders can sometimes taste chalky or artificial. But Designer Wellness Smoothies are a delightful exception! They come in a variety of real fruit flavors, and I’ve been particularly enjoying the Tropical Fruit and Mixed Berry options. The taste is genuinely refreshing and satisfying, making it a treat I actually look forward to incorporating into my day.Convenience on the Go: One of the things I appreciate most about these smoothies is their portability. No need to worry about lugging around bulky containers or keeping them refrigerated. The individual pouches are perfect for tossing in my gym bag or backpack, ensuring I have a convenient protein source even when I’m on the go. This has been a game-changer for my busy schedule, allowing me to fuel my body without sacrificing convenience.

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I’m not really a smoothie liker to begin with but I’ve been looking for various ways to supplement a meal throughout the day and started looking into powders/premade, etc.I read the reviews extensively so I knew these would be hit or miss. I took the gamble and It’s 100% a miss.When they arrived I put a couple in the fridge, thinking regardless, they would probably taste better cold. Considering the reviews that mentioned this being “chunky” I squished the bag all up for a solid minute.As soon as I popped the top off and started squeezing, I knew I had made a terrible mistake. I had to wipe away the initial amount that came out of the opening because it looked like tan, curdled, goopy wood glue?I absolutely did not want to go any further but I was invested. I squeezed a bit more out ( this was slightly more smoothie-ish looking now ) and gave it a lick. Yes, a lick. Not a drink. You can’t drink this. If you cut the top off, and squeezed it into a glass, it would be like using the cheese packet from Velveeta Shells & Cheese ( which I would legit rather drink) It’s super thick, it’s grainy – Mixed Berry flavor = rotten bananas and what I imagine a dead worm would taste like.Don’t waste your money unless you are some sort of pervert with an old fruit fetish.I’m going to give the rest away on one of my local neighborhood facebook pages with a fair warning and pray that hate crimes are not committed against me.

Oh, the texture…..
The flavor is fine, good actually. But the texture! I really have trouble not gagging. I have to just swallow it as fast as I can. I knead the pouch over and over and shake it and knead it some more. But it doesn’t change the texture. It’s just weird, like smooth and lumpy at the same time. I really wish it wasn’t that way, because it’s basically a good product, and very handy. But I just can’t do it. I will finish what I have, it’s too pricey to wasteEDITED 6-28-23 TO ADD:I want to add to my review to reflect that someone from Designer Wellness emailed me and offered me a refund and apologized for my dislike. (They did NOT ask me to modify or take back my review-they just offered me a refund.) And I did receive a full refund. I wanted to add this because I think that speaks highly of the company.

Just what I needed
I started going to the gym late at night and needed something to give me energy but not too much that I couldn’t go back to sleep afterwards. These lil pouches do just that! I drink one at home and by the time I get to the gym, I can feel the energy and motivation kicking in! I understand other reviews stating they’re chunky, but I’m pretty sure the seller stated those are fruit chunks inside the pouches. They taste fine to me, so I’m not bothered by it. The taste is a bit off, I will say, they don’t taste exactly how I thought they would and they may even be an acquired taste. I got the one with pineapple in it because I love the mixed berry flavor that comes with it. I DESPISE pineapple but, surprisingly, these smoothies were tolerable for me. Then again, I’ll eat almost anything and not complain. So if you’re sensitive to textures or tastes, this may not be the best purchase for you. If you’re looking for some quick, healthy energy without all the calories, this is it!